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So, a friend of mine was talking about a recent breakup and how his friends told him that he should keep his heart in his back pocket.

I told him that it wasn't a very good idea to keep it in his back pocket, because if he sits down, it will break before he remembers he left it in there.

He told me I was right, that instead he'll keep it in a treasure chest.

I told him that if I were him, I'd keep it in my wallet. That way, it'd always be with him when he knew to use it, and always be hidden when he needed it to be. (Let's hope no one steals his wallet.)

Conclusion: He decided to keep it in his chest so he can keep living.